Introduction
- Introduction
Advice to Live by
- Always Borrow Money from a Pessimist
- Check your Pulse
- If Somebody Talks Behind your Back...
- Smile, while You Still Have Teeth
- Section Two Quiz
Dealing with Life's Little Problems
- I'm so Jealous of my Parents
- My Brain is Full
- Just Breathing
- Don't Give up on Your Dreams
- Section Three Quiz
Food and Eating
- Why is there a Light-bulb in the Refrigerator?
- My Wallet is an Onion
- See-Food Diet
- Fat! Me? No!
- Section Four Quiz
Playful Insults
- A Great Face for Radio
- Full of Yourself
- Son of a Bacon Bit
- You Don't Need a Hairstylist
- Section Five Quiz
A Wild and Crazy World
- God Created the World...
- How can I Make this Guy be Quiet?
- Taxed to Death
- If Plan A Fails...
- Section Six Quiz
Defending Yourself
- I'm not Clumsy!
- I'm not Lazy!
- The Only Thing I Like about my Job
- I'm not Old!
- Section 7 Quiz
Expressing Romantic Interest/Pick-up Lines
- You're Giving me a Toothache!
- Rearranging the Alphabet
- In my Dreams
- Your To-Do List
- Section Eight Quiz
More Pick-up LInes
- My Phone Has a Problem
- Infected with that New Disease
- Drive me Crazy
- Your Hand Looks Heavy
- Can I Take your Picture?
- Section Nine Quiz
Clever One-Liners
- Why would the Week say "WTF"?
- On the Other Hand...
- An Apple a Day...
- Working in a Mirror Factory
- Section Ten Quiz
